Apple Pie for President. I mean, who’s more American than Apple Pie? What’s not to like? Oh, sure, he’s a little light on foreign policy experience, but he’s topped with cream cheese frosting. And he may not be terribly well versed on the economy, but he’s stuffed with an apple filling.

Apple Pie is available at Sweet Avenue every Tuesday (including election day) and Thursday. Yes, 5 days off every week is a lot, but hey, some people think taking a lot of vacation time is downright Presidential.